These Assistants Rock:

They came out to work with us for free.  Some are green, some are seasoned.  But they all
 hiked up rocky craigy trails in the rain,
 through bat caves and ate granola bars,
 hauled a entire 20 foot cube truck of props beachside and giant monitor speakers and 2k booms up dark twisty staircases at the reverb.  +They didn’t get either of 4x4’s stuck in the sand, even thought they always drove super slow past the topless beach ladies
 and they didn’t ignite the bluffs ablaze, even with the roaring pirate bonfire that barnes requested.  One did puke on the side of the cube in a rum related incident, but hopped back up without hesitation and hauled twenty sandbags out of the hino.  There was that other one that droped the xbox on the concrete, and then that incident with the cube and the honda civic hood, but that was a long time ago and peter and andrew and the gentlemen at thrifty have forgotten all about those matters.

Give them a call;